Born: The fish was born in a small fishbowl breeding pit in the back of a pet store.
(We think. We really don't know for sure.)
Died: The fish was killed by a strong electric shock. The police are investigating, but refuse to call it foul play. When asked for a comment, one of them replied "For Christ's sake, it's only a dang fish. Get a life, ya fish huggin freaks!", and proceded to munch a donut.

Back to the fish torture.